? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Three words: puerto rican gang bang
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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