Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I know her cup size but not her name....
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
