Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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