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That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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