i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
