After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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