Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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