on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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