Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
