Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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