there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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