after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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