i don't like sucking hair
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we're making bets on your personal life
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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