I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Can you bring me the toilet please
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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