if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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