i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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