Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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