Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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