don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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