Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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