dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Can I color on your dick again?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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