The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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