Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
