Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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