My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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