She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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