Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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