my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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