how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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