I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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