what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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