Yo dont text me then not text me
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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