New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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