It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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