just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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