Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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