I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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