I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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