She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
