he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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