she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
