I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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