well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
