what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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