? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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