i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
We need to rekindle our bromance
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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