i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
