I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Randomize
