So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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