Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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