In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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