all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
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