My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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