sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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