I wish I could punch you in the face.
This house was built for laser tag.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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