You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
