What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I am available for nakedness
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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