Dual....:-)
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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